We got a new legend on our hands and its a bird ( Read more... )

Im sitting in my english class and everygodamn day there is this girl from newark who taps me on my back and first asks for a pen then a piece of paper. Then the lesson will go and the teacher will say turn to page 465 then 2 seconds later ill get tapped and she will ask the page. It isnt like a 3 time in one day thing, fuck no its a 30 time every ( Read more... )

well saint pats has been very very kind to ole brett. Im still at joshs on about my 20th beer brining in the holiday and im still drinking baby baby. Its fucking crazy but most of you mother fuckers dont know that saint pat was british and the snakes he "cleaned" out of the ole green isle were "pagan" micks like me ( Read more... )

Hey happy saint pats to all my fellow micks! Lets hope this year celebration turns out better then last year were i brought a 30 pack hoping people could come get there drink on but since it was a sunday and people had school the next day no one wanted to drink... Ahem pussies anyway i ended up drinking the whole thing by myself and going to class ( Read more... )

i forgot to do my homework. Repeat the mantra 4 more weeks, 4 more weeks......fuck.

Just when you think you got a great job there allways factors that fuck it up. For instance when i started this janitor/kid party thrower/gym attendant/ etc/etc i didnt even get a uniform until last week. Imagine if you will the look on some do0d's face as he sees a plain cloathed me going through the garbage. It was hell man i even had to help " ( Read more... )

i banged mike sellecks mom.

SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY!!!
SO HARD FOR IT HONEY!!!

::guitar solo::

I can stand the sight of worms
And look at microscopic germs
But Technicolor pachyderms
Is really too much for me.

I am not the type to faint
When things are odd
Or things are quaint
But seeing things you know that ain't
Can certainly give you an awful fright
What a sight!
Chase 'em away!
Chase 'em away!

I was getting my janitor on today at work vacumming on then some fat guy comes in and goes "YOU MISSED A SPOT" points to the speck of dirt on the rug and then proceddes to let out the biggest laugh.

Next time grandpa,next time you dom deluis looking sonofabitch.

next time...

Godamn i got miserable life. I was thinking about it today and relized im gonna end up bieng some creepy old janitor at a high school. Who installs cameras in the girls locker rooms and sneaks into the utlity closet to drink wild turkey out of an old Iron Madien flask. I am gonna marry some fat broad who will beat me and ill have to lie to my ( Read more... )