Cdishwalla: well hello Mr. Patton ( Read more... )

Just got woken up by a loud voice that sounds like that black cat's voice on Sabrina the teenage witch. Im not even going to go downstairs and check for the origin...fuck that. Long time no update it or so it would seem, so i offer you this little recap ( Read more... )

so this is an update...cool

Been stuck in this house all day because of the snow. A man can only go on the computer/watch tv for so long before he goes nuts. I shovled the walk and drive way that was like a fucking epic battle. Then an idea hits me, this snow is deep...lets jump off the roof. Danny and myself put our shovels down and go inside and scout out of the area so Dan ( Read more... )

I called my godfather's son Dan earlier today and said he can drink as much of my vodka as he wants....He did. He came plastered and covered in snow from walking around in the fucking blizzard with only sweat shirt... Hilarity did ensue ( Read more... )

I got a job today im a janitor at the local community center guess whose gonna be drinking on the job?

Im surfing the net reading news articales and come across this one where a man opon hearing the terror alert wraps his house in plastic. Theres allways a handfull of assholes like this remeber the y2k people that got bunkers. "Just to be safe" he says heres to hoping the plastic cuts off the oxygen in there and this man and his family die so that ( Read more... )

Im going to take a much needed shower hold your applause till after the show.

This defently ranks up there for worst experience ever. The only thing worse then this was the naughty fireman and the countless times i have been seen with Tom. Im sitting online enjoying my lunch hour and then josh ims me ( Read more... )

Recap: Sunday Two man advantage show at cbgbs ( Read more... )