A CAUTIONARY TALE.

[jerkybender]

DO NOT MOCK THE PENTAPOD, FRIENDS. EVENTUALLY IT WILL WREAK HORRIBLE SNOTTY VENGEANCE UPON YOU. BY WHICH I MEAN TO SAY, SOMETIMES I MAKE UP LIES ABOUT DISEASES IN ORDER TO SAVE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE FROM THE CRUSHING PETER PAN-BOOTED FOOT OF THE FIRE NATION'S EVIL REGIME, AND I'M AN AWESOME HERO-TYPE PERSON, AND YET I STILL GET HORRIBLY, MISERABLY

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[deadfirelord]

*DUMPS A MEATBASKET IN SOKKA'S LAP* IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[beats_up_boys]

OH THIS SI FUCKIN RIDICULOUS! AZULA TAKE THAT HORRIBLE THING OFF, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY! YOU ARE THE VERY CAUSE OF THE PLAGUE ITSELF!

AND SOKKA SHAME ON YOU! U KNOW THE REAL REASON WHY UR SICK IS BECAUSE U FAILED TO TAKE CARE OF URSELF AFTER YOUR OUTPATIENT COSMETIC PROCEDURE U HAD DONE ON THE FORESKIN OF YOUR PENIS IN ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BIGGER! AND IT WORKED!

[jerkybender]

WHAT'S THAT, SUKI? IT SURE SOUNDED A LOT LIKE, "NO, SOKKA, YOU DON'T NEED TO EVER SEND ME A SINGLE JAIL CARE PACKAGE FULL OF CHOCOLATE, KNITTING NEEDLES, AND BOOZE AGAIN, MUCH LESS SHARE YOUR NURSEZULA WITH ME." ^^;

[jerkybender]

THX FOR THE SALAMI, DEAD GUY.