Home Run Derbies.

...who needs 'em. Meh.

Am I seriously the World Series MVP? This is unbelievable. I remember just scratching my ass on the Atlanta bench a few years ago, and now I'm...here ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure I've convinced the nation that I'm a better right fielder than Maggs Ordonez.

.....not to mention more stylish, better looking, well refined....

hahaha. I crack myself up.

Carl Everett wants to play go fish with me. Hooray.

News bulletin, this just in:

WHOEVER PUT THE GODDAMN TARANTULA IN MY LOCKER IS FUCKING DEAD.

*ahem*

We now go to Scott Podsednik, who I think is behind all this.

...my leg looks pretty fuckin' disgusting right now.

It looks like it's been set on fire and someone put it out with a fork.

Ozz told me I might get some playing time in, that is if the infection doesn't spread to my knee by this afternoon.

Ri-dic-u-lous.

Walk off home run, anyone?

In light of this, I've also won a bet: Carl Everett will be forced to watch Jurassic Park every day for the next week. XD

I swear, the mood on that plane. As if someone's puppy died. Losses happen, guys. Even to Cleveland.

So that leaves only the Reds and Brewers as the only undefeated teams in baseball thus far?

Shingo keeps repeating watashi-wa baka over and over again...any of you Japanese scholars know what that might mean ( Read more... )

Ooooh man, we're playing the A's tomorrow, and that means I'll be rubbing elbows with some of the former teammates. I can't wait to see Byrnesy's crazy blonde ass in particular. Maybe he'll bring that kitten and we can chase him around in the outfield! :DDDD ( Read more... )

Uhh...hey.

I'm Jermaine....

....and this is my journal.

(No shit, you say.)

I'll finish this later.