There is a mouse in my house.
Today he is less of a mouse than yesterday.
Where there used to be four
there is now one less.
the cost of some peanut butter
turned out to be high.
A 3 legged mouse is now in my house.

I fear he is plotting my demise
or he is dead in the floorboards

Sometimes I really get annoyed with one of my roomates ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the last few hours of my life ( Read more... )

Once again I present you with a video you may or may not enjoy.

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A girl grabbed my ass at work last night.

I'm used to comments and flirting and the like, but I've never been fondled before. It was this weird conglomeration of funny/shocking/unbelievable/violating.

It's probably my fault though, because, well, I have such a fine ass.

I bit my lip last night.

And again this morning.

and about 10 minutes ago while eating lunch.

I fear dinner.

what shock to find i'm free.
cut loose from the binds i invented for me.

My car is stuck at school ( Read more... )

Apparently it is now ok for drivers on cell phones to run stop signs and almost t-bone other vehicles.

check it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvvc-HWMkOU