They began to pop up like flower buds in the midst of spring.
One by one, they peeked out over the chairs--leaving subtlety at the door.
"Mr. David!"
"Uncle David!"
"You hungry today?!"
He graciously smiled and nodded with an undeniable sprinkling of awkward.
"Starving!" He said. He smiled.
They smiled. "Boys night out?!" They smiled.
David looked towards ( Read more... )

Hundreds of Hours 'Til Fluffy : Part Four, RussGlass Mountain

Oh sure. Russ and I are driving down to Georgia.

"But Jerry! Everyone has road trips!"

Shut up. Shut. UP! ...We're going as cowboys.

We going as cowboys.

Hundreds of Hours 'Til Fluffy : Part Three, You Cruise, You Lose

I'm getting horrifically old. Not in the sense that my life is almost over, but in the sense that my childhood has all but vanished.
I'm not exactly in a mid-mid-life crisis, I just feel sad that I can no longer indulge in the luxuries of the underage life.

Bills, apartments, bad ( Read more... )

Hundreds of Hours 'Til Fluffy : Part Two, Bean There...Done That

We may have whipped out the Sum 41 CD tonight.
We may have enjoyed it. Just a little bit.

Question: Is the idea of five guys eating Mexican food on the back of a car weird? To the average passerby, I mean. Especially when all five guys are looking at you...with their hands covered in ( Read more... )

Hundreds of Hours 'Til Fluffy : Part One, Internet MAAADNESS!

Livejournal dot com?

HARK!

Liesjournal suits this infernal website more appropriately!
I will renegade against the other users with a force that matches a hurricane.
OR Typhoon

I have personally decided to dis-create the internet.
Not too sure how I'm gonna do it yet. Maybe microwaves.
It's ( Read more... )

The title of my five page long Philosophy paper on Danielle Crittenden's book, What Our Mothers Didn't Tell Us

On Love and The Modern Woman and/or The Sexy Twilight Zone

Myspace.com/notinmytownmovie

Watch and be aroused.

Oh man, so weird story.
I saw Planet Of The Apes today.
On the History Channel!?

YOU MANIACS!

YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!!!!!!!

DAMN YOU!

DAAAAAMN YOOOOU!!!!

In general terms,

today I ate a meat sandwich with a side of meat.

If there's something I can't stay away from...
IT'S SHITTY RADIO-ROCK BAND NAMES!!!!
Here are a few I've perfected:

1. Pinchpoint
2. Breakpoint
3. Dewpoint
4. Reflux
5. Hardtimes
6. Stronghead
7. Headstrong
8. Toughlife
9. Deter
10. Runback
11. Fender
12. Trendset
13. P.O.V.
14. Turnback
15. Downside
16. Upside
17. Timelapse
18. Upcurrent
19. Downstream
20. Brainfreeze

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