Everyone is hitting the lottery. No, really. All of 'em. Who? Everyone I know. I almost hit the lottery once last year. Someone told me to watchout at the very last second, and I narrowly avoided having my achilles severed by a pallet jack at the grocery store ( Read more... )

I had a good post earlier this week. Really ( Read more... )

So I saw I, Robot.

And it didn't suck!!!

Finally, something this summer that didn't fucking suck. They didn't hire an extra romance writer to add love story. It didn't call it self I, Robot and then give us 90% lame ass Peter Parker and 10% robot (yeah, I'm still salty about Spiderman 2 copping out and playing to every teen, girl, teen girl, ( Read more... )

Since everyone else is throwing out their nostalgic takes on childhood puppet shows, here is mine...
( Magic Nostalgia )

Last week, one giant spider on the exterior of my house, with a web to the left of my door ( Read more... )

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Freedom my brothers! The time is now!


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Be warned ( Read more... )

My parents got a new computer a few months ago, and have left it to me to scour seven years worth of files to decide what to keep and what to delete. Oh, and by files I mean my school papers, my mom's stupid ass friends sending her mother hen stupid ass jokes (i.e. a picture of a man blowing up a balloon, frame by frame, until it resembles a penis ( Read more... )

Here's a little math problem.


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