C'mon Dave, gimme a break...

[jerrystiller]

The other day some kid on the street corner just asked me what I was listening to in my headphones. I told him Depeche Mode and he didnt seemed suprised or put off, and he didn't say anything else to me. It made me suspicious

Comments

[ralphwiggum]

I DONT LIKE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN HIS VOICE ANNOYS ME.

I DONT LIKE U2, BONO'S VOICE ANNOYS ME.

I DONT LIKE THE BEASTIE BOYS, THEIR VOICES ANNOY ME.

BRO ARE YOU GONNA GO SEE NORMA JEAN?!

They put you on a treadmill and they made you change your name

[jerrystiller]

when you told me about that kid's backpack I seriously thought it was a Marilyn Monroe backpack. Then I laughed when it was a band. But I think that both imagined backpacks share similar absurdity.

[anonymous]

i take offense to that cuz i am the essence of cool, ie my sock'ed sandals and habitual sinsemilla abuse. i mean hell, i live in something that resembles an opium den thats gotta make me cool...i try so hard.
kevin

[jerrystiller]

You think I'm not onto you, with those sunglasses on your fucking smilie faces? You've gotta make your smilie faces cool also?! Is nothing sacred??!!

But seriously, to me in these regards I respect you most, mainly because I think that one day your style is going to catch on.

[roboms]

You have a freaking awesome Live Journal Username. USE IT! (or i'm stealing it)

[rodstewart]

i see what you did here

either way i guess kids that strive for cool or whatever have it all wrong because theyre always working for something that isnt really that attainable, i dont really care because i know were the coolest so i dont have to worry about anything.

Skraight

[jerrystiller]

I just think that people need to have more respect for themselves as individuals. I can't abide this mob mentality, we're all prone to it as social animals but as human beings sometimes we need to stop and think about this shit.

Basically what I'm saying is that we are "the coolest" as Brandon Jackson would say and his word is final.

[georgefeaney]

You are what you despise.

[jerrystiller]

If you dont like it then HEY FUCK YOU
so put a quarter in your ass cuz you played yourself!

[georgefeaney]

I was just sayin'...DAMN!

[tuffgnarl]

I had some "friends" who used to like norma jean but now they're "cooler".

[jerrystiller]

oh man, remember when goku thought he killed cooler but then he turned liquid metal?

[tuffgnarl]

im alive because of you.

[jerrystiller]

we should learn the fusion dance (fucking)