Prepare For Glory! Simply because 300 is awesome and is full of half-nekkid men

[jerseystrato]

Comments

[quinatorte]

XERXES OBVIOUSLY CHECKING OUT LEONIDAS'S PACKAGE!!

Unless his package is somehow on his own ass, I think your understanding of the male anatomy is a bit off.

[jerseystrato]

I always thought Xerxes was kind of peering over Leonidas's shoulder. Look closer.

[quinatorte]

Still not sure he could see anything unless this Leonidas guy has a schlong the size of a firehose.

[jerseystrato]

But he does have a schlong the size of a firehose. All of the Spartans do. I had a dream about it.

[dreitropfenblut]

Two people have just told me to see this movie. I should probably give in.

[jerseystrato]

You totally should.