It's very rare I throw out a public post, but I'm wanting to cast my net out as far as I can - if you're on my friends list and you know Londoners who LJ, I'd appreciate it if you point 'em at this post. It's a bit of a long-shot, but I'm optimistic all the same ( Read more... )

The other night I was asleep. Sleeping the sleep of the undead obviously, because the backyard chose to dismantle itself and I didn't hear a thing ( Read more... )

Dubya gives $10,000 of his own money to Tsunami relief effort...Pardon me, but BIG FUCKING DEAL. This is headline news? How much does this fucker make? How many millions has his rabid, money-hungry inbred family made out out of other people? Sandra Bullock tossed relief funds a nice fat million. And she's a poxy actress in piddly romantic comedies ( Read more... )

Face it, they have to be. They abduct trailer-trash and people with long-standing mental problems. They discover all they need to know about humanity by shoving things up people's asses. They have driven money-grubbing assholes to write a plethora of "embrace\fear our new masters" books designed to gouge the bank accounts of the terminally gullible ( Read more... )

... not withing to rip off the great and good DingoMeister, but my DVD drive is now groaning and refusing to play some movies and pretty much all audio cds, so maybe it's time to sort it out with a new drive. They're nice and cheap these days, so getting a cd writer that works is a nice idea too (unlike the other one... grilled cheese sarnie maker ( Read more... )

... yes, well it was all very funny when Homer J did it. It's not in the real world. It tears you away from cooking breakfast, out of the shower and rouses the napping into states of cranky wakefulness ( Read more... )

xmas party at jerusalem66's house!!

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I saw this last night for the first time and was frankly blown away... this could be the best comic-to-movie adaption yet (that's not a daft superhero franchise).

April 1st is going in my diary for damn sure :)

Go on... take a peep...

Noir? And THEN some!

... and you all betrayed me. God bless taking the red pill and seeing you for the capricious mistresses you all are ( Read more... )

I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here! has rolled round again.
And this time, Antonio Fargas is on it.
Huggy Bear.
Huggy mothafuckin Bear is on I'm A Celebrity.

Fuck me.