Whyyyyyyyyyy are girls so mean and catty?

[jess_kan]

I really don't understand why girls are so mean. I can be the nicest person in the world to a girl because i dont give a fuck if they hate my guts, i just want to enjoy myself wherever i'm at and am not that fond of confrontation, and they can still find a way to make you feel like crap

Comments

[x_rane_x]

"equal rights means equal hits
we're sick of all your tough guy shit!!"

[jess_kan]

xfuckin rightx

[alohafridayalex]

DP?

[jess_kan]

Double Penetration, but oops I meant DB

[alohafridayalex]

haha holla atcha boy!

[levihasherpes]

i wouldn't go with the plan to introduce yourself to that one cunt and act like you have no idea about her, if i were you. everyone, especially a girl, is aware of any past relationship that took place after middle school in their boyfriend's life (or former boyfriend's in your case). and THEN sometime shortly after you introduce yourself to her, all of your friends' ass-cheeks will be tickled in unison as each of their cellphones simultaneously vibrate with a twitter update from her saying how you were so scared of her that you pretended not to know her, and kissed her ass when you introduced yourself, and blah blah blah. i mean, think about it. your plan would be good if you'd made the first move, but she came out first with estrogen a-blazing and essentially called you out publicly in a way, she had to assume, of which you'd be made aware

[jess_kan]

You is so right, Levi. Tell me more!

[levihasherpes]

Certain types of bagels need to be refridgerated. That's all you get for free. If you want to find out which types of bagels, along with other very important things you need to know to be a happy, successful person, you have to wait for my self-help book to come out. Its called "A BETTER KANTROWITZ KANTROWAIT. How to turn your life into an endless succession of high fives, cunnilingus, and calalillies."

[jess_kan]

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