i think i'm deleting this bitch. actually, i know i am. but since it's going to take awhile for me to figure it out, and to figure out all my login crap for my old journal to delete that, too, i might as well use the time that the journal is still up to whore out my contact information in case anyone that ever found me to be amusing, funny, ( Read more... )

Timothy vanderbosch doesn't just make an entrance, he kicks in doors and smashes windows. Inopportunistic, as always. But also, like always, his presence provides a familiar, awkward comfort.

I'm thinking of switching to day shift. Or at least asking if they can. It'd mean losing an extra dollar an hour I'm currently getting just for working overnights, and most likely losing another 50 - 90 cents an hour since I probably wouldn't be in the deli anymore. But id get more time with christina in the day, and id be able to go out at nights ( Read more... )

Buying flowers is weird. I've never done it before, as it is completely cliche and totally expected for such occasions. Which is why it totally mind fucked and surprised my girlfriend when it happened. Only when I was browsing all the flower websites, I realized that even when I'm trying to be nice, I'm a dick. I have no idea what her favorite ( Read more... )

But I love life right now ( Read more... )

i want to write a summer blockbuster and sell it to judd apatow about a world where nobody talks because all questions and concerns are already answered in the form of twitter updates, a myspace or facebook status, or livejournal entries. the protagonist would be a descendant of hellen keller. of course blind, deaf, and dumb. also, seth rogan is in ( Read more... )

allllmmmoooosst done buying all the things to furnish our apartment. christina and i are now the proud owners of 42 inches of high definition gluttony. and we scored two brand new couches, even though our place only has real room for one of them. but rock and roll. maybe we'll put the love seat in our giant walk in closet JUST 'CAUSE WE CAN. ( Read more... )

new year, new phone, new beginnings, all that shit. give me yo' numba and i'll text you with mine.

so, i had 400 dollars to spend on christina for christmas. i'm pretty sure i just overdrafted finishing up my shopping for her a few minutes ago. if so, no biggie, i get paid next thursday. i can fix it then. but ebay is so stupid and confusing now with paypal and confirmations and logins and blah blah blah. good thing i only got her something ( Read more... )

is that the proper spelling of that slur? either way, i'm just being ironic. i actually love the jewish religion. ask anybody, i wish i were born jewish so bad. anyway ( Read more... )