This is an article I found on Yahoo.com--I do not follow ANY of these "rules" when leaving a voice mail, I sing--I make no sense, I leave cliff hangers.....and I'm going to KEEP doing it.  SORRY YAHOO.....and sorry for all the people who have to listen :)
For those of you who would like to leave great professional messages--have fun reading!

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Shopping, schooling, picking, running, driving--all things ing. That's what Christmas is about. Every store I go in. Nothing but "Merry Christmas!!" The debates over "happy holidays" were called off. THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS was brought to a screeching halt. Whatever happened to (predictability) Maybe Jesse, had it all...figured out.

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Man, I know no one posts on LJ, but I'm trying to bring it back ( porch monkey/sexy ) IT'S SO FRIDAY.

It couldn't get any better at work--unless it was over.

X-mas bonus, dad delivering me red bull (the 12oz can) and finding the best "holiday" picture  evarrrr on google image search.
 Exhibit  A:
 
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I've found out that my (broken) digital camera was stolen along with my little brothers xbox 360 (from santa) three days before THANKSGIVING--hello, its not THANKSTAKING! I'm pretty sure we know who the culprit is and I'm also pretty sure that they sold it already. Thanks Julia's horrible friends, thanks. You know you expect this type of thing to ( Read more... )

Betrayed? I can't say for sure that this is how I feel, maybe I'm getting my monthly paranoia? Maybe its me being irrational? I'm not positive (cause only fools are positive) but, I'm feeling the cold sting of  "et tu brute" syndrome (it could be all the purple I'm wearing...) and I can't seem to shake it.

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When I started writing this I had something hilarious to say, but I forgot... So now I'm just throwing in filler.

Tonight is the official "Amateur Night" The BIGGEST party night of the year, the night before the football games and tryptophan. The meat heads will be out in full swing, dressed to impress in their blue striped button downs, holy ( Read more... )

Redbull has FINALLY created a large version of their best selling drink. (best selling in my world) I first realized this news while searching for the delightful goodness at my local sunoco. I stopped--stared for a minute making sure It wasn't just the remnants of a hangover hallucination, then I got super excited. I am currently enjoying the ( Read more... )

I'M HAVING THE BEST WEEK EVER!!!!

Top 10 (no order)
1. Butterwood ie: key lime cheese cake
2. New clothes including the ones I'm waiting for via UPS
3. Wine
4. Favorite Positions
5. Dog tags
6. Beds
7. Chugging bottle(s) of champagne
8. Justin Timbercake
9. Shopping money
10. K-fed and Britt spears divorce

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