So my boss told me a few days ago that I was getting a raise.

My paycheck shows up, and I'm making a whopping 15 Cents more per hour.

Would you guys find that insulting?

What would you do?

Have you ever lost something, and then immediately forgotten that you've lost it? Have you then, months later, remembered that you once had your now-lost item? Did you get pissed off?

Such is the case with me, and my Oregon Shakespeare Festival hat.

It is grey, with raised lettering on the front that says Shakepeare. Along the side of the bill, ( Read more... )

So Mallory and Boo had a party last night at their house.

I now have a pierced ear.

'Nuff Said.

God God Dammit Dammit??

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God God Dammit Dammit.

Hey Guys

I just got a new phone to replace my Stolen one. My number is still the same - 425 761 4550. I don't have anybody's phone numbers, so either call me or reply to this with your number!! Please!

Guys, what cell phone carrier do you use, do you like it, how much do you pay, what are your perks, and such. Cause I need to get a new phone.

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Hey Guys

Is anyone available to pick me up from the airport on Tuesday night? I would love you forever, and we would certainly light up one of my new hookahs.

Thanks!

Jesse In Tel-Aviv.

(By the way, I'm spending the next 4 days laying on a beach at the red sea. Neener, Neener.)