i got playyyyyyyyyyyy

does anyone else find the whole concept of celebrities weird
i'm watching a show all about celebrities and their dress/behavior on the beach
i mean, who cares?
and oddly enough, im somehow enthralled

exactly two weeks and i'm done with my freshman year
of college
woah

in gods eyes everybody's hot
this world has beauty all through her
picture the fattest chick you know
god would totally do her
he'd do her all the way even call her the next day
to see how it was goin'

edit
me and alex have gotten semi matching bowls
mine is named ginger and hers, daywalker
quite the pair

do you guys remember pop up video on vh1? where theyd play a video and have little facts pop up on the screen?
im watching a 1999 episode of mad tv and they did a spoof of it. man i feel old when i think of shit like that.
rehab last night OWNED. somehow we cut the line and the guy gave us 21+ wristbands. and i got fucked upcollege = the shit ( Read more... )

i'm sure i must have expressed this before but
i'm like totally in love with trey parker
damn

also being high in the hot hot sun is quite an experience

some kid smoked salvia, and then discovered the meaning of life, so he killed himself

read that shit

ps, congrats to mrs weiss for future mega super artist baby #2

edit: also, alia (i think) sent me this awhile ago and its super funny
hurr

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