oh it's been so long since i've written.

i kind of missed you. but not that much.

thank you, dicitonary.com, for existing.

i feel myself being sucked into the hedonist lifestyle. i want to go to parties and get crunk and cheer on and laugh with strangers. that's really it, though. it's a strange feeling, regardless. it's not me ( Read more... )

i'm really bored.

uh, hello. i'm jessica. i'd like a boyfriend, please. thanks. make him tall, too. kay, thanks.

locking my keys in my car for the third time is kind of like the icing on the cake. i don't know what's wrong, but i feel sick. i can't think of what would make me feel better . . . because i really don't know why i'm so upset right now. but i just want to crawl into a little hole and let liquids gush out of my eyeballs until i'm dehydrated. i don' ( Read more... )

i'm tired. i'm bored. i'm lonely. i'm not UNhappy. i'm just tired, bored and lonely ( Read more... )

In a Past Life...
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is it just me, or are the recent illustrations on explodingdog.com a little more than disappointing?

- jess

i really don't like it when i want to vent and then my friends give me advice. i didn't ask for advice. i asked for someone to listen.