Very Kinky
You are 37% pure


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At my ripe young age of 23, I had never been to a theme park. Until this weekend. When I went to Alton Towers for my friends birthday ( Read more... )

Word- I'm back at Uni. It's great. I got very pissed on a Tuesday night and didn't feel bad about it, and what more could anyone want?

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Ain't that the truth...

Baby on the bus, all of 18 months old, sitting in his pushchair with not only small sovvy rings all over his pudgy little baby hands, but a dummy round his neck....not on a string, oh no, but on a BIG THICK GOLD CHAIN. I nearly choked. If only his pushchair had neons underneath, I think my life would be complete.

...of curiosity, that is.
Who is sandwyk? does anyone know? Sandwyk, who are you? Are you really a big green eye? How do you type? What the fuck is going on?

Iknew this live journal malarkey would confuse the fuck out of me.

...but he still keeps me awake with his screaming all bastard night. Good old wafer-thin walls. The best contraceptive in the world.

On a lighter note, if you watch Gadget Show verrry carefully tomorrow night, you can hear me say the word "fucking" before the watershed. Woops.

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Fuck. I breathe again. Everything was going wrong. Now it's going right.
Ill lady is back and the plane seats are go. I rule. You rule! We all rule!

...maybe I'll even get some lunch today!