For anyone that didn't see me on my birthday, 1. you bastards, and 2. come this Friday, for Gangstery fun. Cards, beer, and shootings out the back.

Thanks guys- London was good! Much perusing of museums and art galleries was tempered by dinner with mates and nocturnal Britpop shimmying at Borderline, complete with birthday freebs ( Read more... )

I'm going to be a tourist this weekend. Being a simple country girl, I haven't been to London very much, except when I worked on the trains, and had a daily 2 hours turnover in which to sample the fragrant (vagrant?) delights of King's Cross ( Read more... )

Y'all, it's my birthday on Saturday, I don't know what I'm doing yet but I'm sure I shall look stunning.

Nice weekend that. flywingedmonkey's birthday party was a cracker, he looked stunning as ever in traditional birthday attire of a very ugly girl, and lots of lovely people were there.

The pink Lambrini was, on reflection, a giant mistake.

Oh my god. A Terrorvision one off reform gig. I'm there, I'm so there- I fucking love the Vision and I don't care what you say.

Doo wop, ba ba doo wop....

The Games. What a show. I have to admit I am wholly addicted to it- where else can you see Chesney Hawkes and Craig Charles battle it out in Sumo pants? Apart from in my darkest dreams. Ahem ( Read more... )

You there, with the metallic boy-racer car with spoilers and shiny hubs. Why don't you drive like a twat and cut people up, that'll impress the chicks. Hell, you could even crunch into other people's hire cars at well over the speed limit, you daredevil.

And if you're so bling, how about you pay my £500 excess. Arse-wipe.

...this particular one being the "Jaqueline Hyde" that rang up Radio 2 this morning. Made me giggle.

Surely radio station call-ins should be equipped with a list of Betty Swollocks, etc. to avoid embarrassment?

And if anyone cares to ask what I was doing listening to Radio 2, I find Wogan's dulcet tones quite the epitome of erotic.

I had a great idea for my people documentary... but now my communist (for she was a communist) has fled to London and turned her phone off.
I now have to think of a back up plan.
And I can't.

Anyone know any people with stories? Please?