How many hairs before you take something back to the shop? I foud three in my salad. Probably should have stopped eating it after the second one, but I'm so hungry and this is first time I've bought a take-away foods in ages, also too lazy to walk back to the bakery where I got it. They don't wear gloves there either ive noticed. Maybe the one hair ( Read more... )

Oh dear, today i said one of those non-sensical sentences that makes people think i am realy some other creature in the disguise of a human. Its like my words have been coming out with an awkward silence bubble around them and every attempted communication falls flat on its face. I need to go back to human school.

Normally I have something specific to say on this thing but today is just a bit rambly. I saw my old high-school Englich teacher at my sisters art exhibition and we talked about how inane our lives were and he teased me about post-modernity (or me him about modernism, I can't recall), and it was all fairly harmless chit chat until he launched on me ( Read more... )

ooooh that Carlos, he'll be back. One things for sure, those meerkats aren't as cute as they look.

Channel Ten are such cheap hacks. I mean, where do they come up with this, oooh, gtg, its back on.

Perth, A Town for People.

-ahhh it makes me laugh everytime.

so addicted to pop up video (show where they play video-clips and little facts pop-up every few seconds). The best is when they run out of facts about the clip and just start talking crap ( Read more... )

Another post so soon! What is going on??? Well, pacific by rail (band I am in) is playing Saturday night for Radarmakers CD launch at the Bakery at 8:15 and it would sure be swell if any of you want to come along. Also playing is Institut Polaire, Hoopers Store and Schvendes. Please go back and read my post about the satanic monkey because I am ( Read more... )

Something right out of a horror movie just happened to me. I have this stuffed toy monkey that sings "hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello how are you" in a 1930's child-like voice and moves its little head from side to side in time with the music. Pretty scary stuff at the best of times. Then today i was in my room walking around when I ( Read more... )

I keep finding all these comments in my lecture notes such as "READ THIS CASE" and "FIND OUT MORE". What I want to know is: who the hell do I think I am? How is the past me so deluded about the future me and where did she get all her optimism from? Poor ignorant fool ( Read more... )

Today I received for the first time in many many years...a wedgie. From my sister. We were fighting over a pair of stockings when suddenly I felt my pants rise up from behind me. I never thought she would pull such a low move (quite literally). Fortunately for me I was able to answer her phone mid-wedging, thus forcing her to release me and ( Read more... )