DING 21!!

Your intellect has gone up by 2!
Your strength has gone up by 3!
Your agility has gone up by 2!

You have gained the ability: Purchase Alcohol!

You're the man of the hour, the V-I-P.
You get the first piece of the P-I-E.

So, it's October now. Finally ( Read more... )

So, things are still progessing, at least as far as this whole me-living-by-myself thing is concerned. I still find myself in times where there's not really much to do aside from go wander around the streets and see if I can't muster up something cool. It's nice, though. There may not be as many people to hang out with as back in Tomball, but I ( Read more... )

"I don't need a woman to oppress me."

For years, years, this has been my battlecry. I've held such a flawed statement and sentiment closer to my heart than most people, and, in all honesty, I don't know why ( Read more... )

Like, zomg. I moved ( Read more... )

You know, it's not everyday that I come back to this hovel. Strangely enough, though, it seems that the times that I do actually decide to drop in are the times when I'm most busy. Naturally, having nothing to do over the summer had somehow kept me from updating this with regularity, and now that the semester is under way I feel strangely ( Read more... )

Well, cowpokes, we're offically in summer time ( Read more... )

YAAARRRRR! Lookie there, I'm not dead ( Read more... )

"February 14th is a very important day for those of us that aren't drowing in a sea of loneliness."

Amen, Jon Stuart! A-fucking-men.

I don't know why I try.

To reiterate, Ranger, the rules are as follows:

1) No high schoolers.
2) No hrdXcre Christians. Goddamn.
3) No squares.

Now maybe this time you'll learn to listen, dumbass.

Cold. Steel. Sparks.