Comments | jesus_christ: 21 reaons why I am cooler than Fake Jesus

jesus_christ

21 reaons why I am cooler than Fake Jesus

Apr 08, 2001 15:23

I've decided to make a list of the 21 reasons why I am better than Fake Jesus and why you should be my friend instead of his. More might follow in the future, but these are the best ones I could come up with right now ( Read more... )

Comments 21

Merry Palm Sunday! solteronita April 8 2001, 13:08:19 UTC

Shouldn't you be honoring the Sabbath by keeping it holy? I don't know. Maybe you're exempt from the Commandments.

Re: Merry Palm Sunday! jesus_christ April 8 2001, 13:23:13 UTC

Of course the J.C. is exempt from the commandments!
And besides, you shouldn't be questioning my actions, i'm Jesus Christ!

Re: Merry Palm Sunday! solteronita April 8 2001, 13:26:35 UTC

I repent! I'm sorry Mr. Christ. I should have known. Perhaps I can wash your feet or something to make up.

Re: Merry Palm Sunday! justwater April 11 2001, 20:08:08 UTC

Jesus died for somebody's sins

BUT

NOT

MINE

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plopplopplop April 8 2001, 13:25:56 UTC

Jesus is the sexiest man alive.

you dont have to convince us that you are cool evilyn13 April 8 2001, 15:03:19 UTC

you created bondage too! getting nailed to crosses and shit! woohoo! you are truely a pioneer jesus!
evilyn

opium April 8 2001, 15:48:21 UTC

Did you create chocolate? :D

sickheroinkitty April 8 2001, 17:05:40 UTC

AND you provide your friends with plenty of wine...