Comments | jesus_christ: 21 reaons why I am cooler than Fake Jesus

jesus_christ

21 reaons why I am cooler than Fake Jesus

Apr 08, 2001 15:23

I've decided to make a list of the 21 reasons why I am better than Fake Jesus and why you should be my friend instead of his. More might follow in the future, but these are the best ones I could come up with right now ( Read more... )

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jesus_christ April 8 2001, 20:29:58 UTC

Mmm, loads of sexy ladies responding to my journal...

gothiqueer April 8 2001, 20:31:32 UTC

woah, jesus! you sound like a few people i've encountered! creeeeeepyyyyy..........

returnoftheape April 10 2001, 23:46:02 UTC

This has to be the most offensive journal that Ive ever come across. Its one thing to believe in your own thing, but doing this?...its sick.

FREE BEER FOR ALL plopplopplop April 11 2001, 20:29:17 UTC

bwahahahahaha

meowlet April 15 2001, 19:53:57 UTC

Jesus,

I had the misfortune (though for it I bear you no ill will, I'm sure it wasn't your fault) to run across the fake Jesus you were talking about. He was going by the name "Lord Jesus Christ" or something.

I had to give him props for his Photoshop skillz, but elsewise he was really lame. He was wearing these red and white sweatband cuffs, like in the 80s, and a visor, and he was listening to Christopher Cross on a Discman.
Just wanted to let you know I still got your back. If I see that fucker on the street, I have my counter sniper rifle aimed and ready.

As long as it's cool with you.

*few more reasons you are cooler than fake jesus*

22. He sucks at photo manipulation
23. You don't turn into a raver during the day (do you?)
24. He kept referring (when I saw him) to the espresso baristas who refused to give him free mochas as "the haters! the haters!"
25. He smells funny.
26. You are taller and more shapely.

-Kathleen

jesus_christ April 15 2001, 23:07:43 UTC

Damn! You're so great :) I've got all the hot ladies on my side :)

We can't help it. dove April 18 2001, 21:29:01 UTC

You're a babe, JC.