21 reaons why I am cooler than Fake Jesus

[jesus_christ]

I've decided to make a list of the 21 reasons why I am better than Fake Jesus and why you should be my friend instead of his. More might follow in the future, but these are the best ones I could come up with right now

Comments

Jesus

[thought1]

You're just so cool.

Way Cool

[anonymous]

I never thought I had anything in common with Jesus- damn, I peed in a bird bath too! I'm almost as holy as Thou.

[devi02]

Ohhhh Jesus....you are sooo sexy. Let me fuck you. I wanna suck your cock and have your children. Can I? Please? Say yes DAMMIT.

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[jesus_christ]

Woah...SURE!

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[devi02]

Terrific. Now I can tell all my friends I had sex with Jesus.

Thank you. I love you!