A while ago I went to a yearly family christmas party. Among events like prison talk and the booing of a baby by 30 adults, we played a game called "the game". If you aren't familiar with it then that sucks for you doesn't it? So in this game, my dad is stuck with a pack of hair clips and he had been stuck with them all game. It being near the end ( Read more... )

this morning my sister crashed her car into a person. a pedestrian, to be exact. he didnt die or anything, but he went to the hospital. He was concious, he didnt speak english, he smashed her windsheild. but it was by being hit. its not like he saw her about to hit him so he did a piledriver, no matter how cool that would have been. she was ( Read more... )

Happy Bruce Lee, Jimi Hendrix, Jaleel White and Bill Nye's birthday everybody!

George and I asked the old ouija board if we are going to get pizza next friday

it said "Myes"

mmmmmmmmmmmm is right, ouija. pizza.

In 1982, paleontologist Dale Russell, curator of vertebrate fossils at the National Museum of Canada in Ottawa, speculated on how evolution would have proceeded if the troodonts had survived the extincton of the dinosaurs. Russell speculated that a species like Troodon would have grown smarter and taken on a human-like appearance. Russell partnered ( Read more... )

today my crutch fell apart while i was crutching down the street and i stomped my injury on the ground. and the nut that fell offf went into a drain. what are the odds of this happening right outside a hardware store? PRETTY GOOD I GUESS.

YOUTUBE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-5MLPzRjls
this video doesnt stop being good. also it reminds me of that ( Read more... )

My celephone has gone through the washing machine. This killed it. It's birthday was in 16 days. I was going to buy it replacement light up side coverings to celebrate ( Read more... )

it was at the rocky horror picture show, standing in front of the entire theatre in nothing but newly bought tighty-whiteys and plastic glasses and sharing a twizzler with a girl whos braces cut my lip when i realized i have lost all shame. I am glad to be in that way. after this I had a 3 hour sleep in Shaena's conveniently empty bed and went to ( Read more... )

It is not Halloween until Ernest Scared Stupid is on TV and I am watching it.

Television, this is where you are letting me down so far.

Did I lend my Super Nintendo to you?

If so, contact me. I have no idea how long it has been missing. I had just assumed it was underneath a pile of movies.

P.S. I am trying really hard to reinstate capitalizing my Is without thinking. I am getting sloppy.