well fuck. i get the asshole of the day award. what a fucking moron i am.

is it bad to make $2200 off getting hit by an old lady ( Read more... )

I MADE A 93 ON MY ACCOUNTING TEST!!!!!!!  TAKE THAT, YOU OLD GRUMPY BASTARD!!!!!!

w00t. a night off. only to be spent writing a paper. >.<

how many frigging bands have a song entitled "cold"?? couldn't one of them name it "frozen" just to change it up a bit??

me: So how did Boris get in the store?? It's been closed since four, right??
John: He's an Eastern European, man. They're like Secret Squirrel.

i got hit by an old person (74, to be exact) this morning, and yes, it was her fault, and yes, she got a citation for failure to yield, lest anyone was wondering, and yes, i do plan to bank off of her insurance as much as i possibly can.

this just reiterates my position that old people should have to take a driving test every year after 60.

first day of practice yesterday. w00t. second day of practice today. not w00t. it interrupts my sleep. but hey, i get to run. so w00t ( Read more... )

so i'm leaving work this morning, walking to my car in the parking lot, and this guy comes up, introduces himself as eric who works at the angus grill, and proceeds to tell me this long, rambling story about how he lives out on gulf beach highway and his girlfriend kicked him out and he has no gas money, and on and on and on, and then asks me for ( Read more... )

i must've seen about fourteen people running just on campus as i was coming home from work this morning. it's good to see so many in the frigidness.

although for me it has now been twelve days with no running, and i'm starting to get antsy and irritated. i've been biking, but it's just not the same. hurry up monday.

"Let me ask you a question. If I said, "The sky is blue, water is wet and moose don't fit easily into coin slots," would you call for my dismissal ( Read more... )