you ever wonder if you'll be standing there taking a piss one day during a storm, and lightning will strike outside near the well, traveling up the copper pipes, hitting the toilette, and up the stream of impure (thus conductive) water, straight into your dick?
"Car's death? Yes, perhaps ... mad, poor creature-the murderer, I mean. It's all the noise and the speed nowadays-people can't stand it." - Lady Clark, from Agatha Christie's "The ABC Murders"