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jesuswaswaycool

Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth.

Dec 07, 2003 16:25

Today, a lesson in what not to do!

LESSON NUMBER 1 (in 4 easy steps!)1) Don't drink two bottles of champagne and 4 Vodka Cruisers in less than an hour ( Read more... )

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weel December 7 2003, 07:26:09 UTC

i got billy madison quotes for days..

kane thinks he's gettin down with his "friend w/ benefits" next time he sees ya.

jesuswaswaycool December 7 2003, 10:23:54 UTC

Yeah, I think he does too. I'll have to break the news next time I see him.

shakbo December 7 2003, 08:21:55 UTC

Everytime I drink like that I swear I'll never drink again.

Pffft. Like that ever stops anyone.

jesuswaswaycool December 7 2003, 10:20:36 UTC

Yeah, it happens to me about once every six months. Usually when it does it doesn't stop me drinking, but it stops me getting drunk for awhile. I don't usually drink premix - or vodka - and because they are so weak I just skull them and... ugh. Yuck.

expiredwizzfizz December 7 2003, 09:26:57 UTC

holy motherfucker ... did you vomit ON your brother?

jesuswaswaycool December 7 2003, 10:18:07 UTC

HAH! No, not on my brother.

I made him stop and I opened the door and vomited on the side of the road. It wasn't really vomit - it was just pineapple juice. He told my sister because he thought it was so funny. I'm pretty sure he won't tell Mum & Dad... he'll just threaten me with it :\

perfectsunshine December 7 2003, 09:36:36 UTC

boys are gay. im in a very big hating boys mood, must excuse the biased-ness of this comment :P
no casual sex ey?
famous, famous last words. ;)

jesuswaswaycool December 7 2003, 10:14:14 UTC

Yeah, like I said before, they (boys) are so much more confusing than females in relationships, I think...

Hah, I know, but I didn't have relationship sex with him, so I think casual sex would be a bit weird... you know?

perfectsunshine December 7 2003, 10:26:05 UTC

yeah...depends. im sure u could get used to it :P haha
nah, but in all serious-ness...i tried the CSP thing once, and it didnt work for me.
i know lots of ppl have fuck buddies though. and they enjoy it. so hey, each to their own...

jesuswaswaycool December 7 2003, 10:27:33 UTC

Yeah, but I think the best thing about sex is the intimacy. And that's not there with casual... but hey, if the sex is realllllllllly good... then...

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augmented December 8 2003, 00:34:41 UTC

"1) Don't ever have a sticker on your car that says 'Don't kid yourself. Your a bloody idiot.'"

Ha... that reminds of a car I saw a while ago; some stupid hatchback that was so "street", with a decal on the back window that said "Show You're Tits Racing".

-dies-

jesuswaswaycool December 8 2003, 00:39:58 UTC

Hahah. I really hope it's part of the joke, but I doubt it.