Check your friends list, l & g.

I make a bad lesbian.
I drink too much caffeine.
I'm terrible at consolations.
I should really learn to treat people as I wish to be treated.
I need to get more work done.
I'm bad with money. And time.
I'm cynical now, and old things can annoy me.
My room is bastardly messy.
And I should go to bed soon.

On another note,
I love you Laura Wagon.

A few weeks ago, I met a woman at the bus stop. You know the type. Discussions about weather, late buses, more weather. But she was one of those women who continued the conversation until it extends to the life story phase. You know the one. Kids. Marriage. Dog with the broken leg.

But this woman took it one step too far. No, scrap that, three ( Read more... )

Contrary to popular opinion, I am, in fact, alive, and reasonably happy about it too.

But I miss you and you and the rest of you, I'm having nightmares about unfinished assignments, and I have this thing I ought to hurry up and tell you and you and the rest of you, which also relates to my new favourite TV show (it's trashy love) and the sadness ( Read more... )

Ah, but my friend, your thoughts are not entirely your own. You can't even go to the toilet without being told how to 'make a wee problem smaller'. Get it?! Wee?! And you're on the toilet!!! HA. Advertising is just so clever!

It's all one big mindfucking.

Drunken confessions are a very hit and miss situation. Sometimes you wake up with a head that feels like it has been trampled by a herd of tattooed men rushing to by tickets to KISS, and a copious amount of regret and embarrassment. Well, I still woke up with a head that felt like it was trampled by a herd of tattooed men rushing to by tickets to ( Read more... )

I didn't much appreciate the lyrics to the... err, song "I Don't Want You Back" by Eamon, so I rewrote them. Props to Thesaurus.com.

See I don't, know why, I liked you so much
I gave you all, of my trust delegation
I told you, I loved you, now that's all down the drain watercourse
You put me through pain, I wanna let you know that I feel twiddle
( Read more... )

A new layout and a friends list cut (um, sorry) - pretty much testimony to the fact that I am now an LJ-nerd.

I'm also a list nerd. I love lists. They calm me. Lists and I are like this...
LIST&ME
That's as close as you can get. Unless you're on top of each other, and I don't think sex with a list would be so satisfying. Or possible.

Things I ( Read more... )

Last night I recieved the obligatory drunk phone call my friends always give to the fool who's staying at home. I need to get a life ( Read more... )

Why am I so bad at saying no?

Amy, can you work tomorrow?

Yes. I mean no. I mean, only until 2 o'clock.

I wish my brain would function more often than it does.