Alex Downer is on TV talking about the 'stabilizing force' in Iraq (and he probably fucking spells it with a z, too). I'd like to know what exactly he means by 'stable', because I wouldn't exactly call 75% unemployment, barely any water or electricy, a government made up of oil moguls, US business men and former Ba'ath party members, and daily ( Read more... )

I'm now officially a boring person, so don't bother reading the rest of this.

Wait. I'm boring. There is nothing TO read.

Sorry, no refunds.

I just went to type in the words 'What am I looking for?', and I figured out the answer.

I just wrote an email to Julia, and I think it really sums up where I am right now ( Read more... )

I just got home, and I'm drunk, but not that drunk because I can use the backspace key and that really helps. I went to some crappy party with old wanky men and Amanda, also wanky but not so old and I love my g, and I turned up EARLY too so I drank a bottle of Passion Pop, nice classu stuff, and 3 or 4 vodka jelly things and 2 rum's and then ( Read more... )

I would like some sex. But the only sex I really want is relationship sex. And relationship sex is a little hard to come by when you're not in a relationship. Laura, buy me a vibrator, and I'll buy you a blow up man.

Some recent discoveries;;

;; John Butler Trio - Zebra is the best song to sing at a small party when you're sober.
;; The Hilltop Hoods - The Nosebleed Section isn't quite so good.
;; Emo kids are always white, and every now and then Asian. Has anybody ever seen a black emo kid? No, I didn't think so ( Read more... )

I just bought tickets to see Dashboard Confessional.

I'm so emo, it hurts.

I read somewhere that irony is dead, but I beg to differ ( Read more... )

One week after my TV appearance, my career is taking off ( Read more... )