Channel 9 is coming at 12, and ABC is coming at 12.30.

Watch your TV tonight kiddies. There might be some embarrasing footage of me, or maybe even an embarrasing quote. All I need is a quickie wedding and I'll be like, super famous.

This lady from QTAC just called ( Read more... )

You know when you're so happy you feel as if you could spontaneously combust, and it has nothing to do with the rubber shoes you're wearing? Well, that's me right now. Because ( Read more... )

I sent Laura a message at 12.30 this morning, and it went something like this:

When I'm about thirty, I want to marry an intelligent, witty older man who gets both my views and my jokes. And I want to live in a house with high ceilings, filled with books and old CD's. And you can come over and we'll stay up late drinking red wine and talking about ( Read more... )

I've set myself a challenge.

I'm not going to drink anymoreNot forever, but for an indefinite period. I'm sure I'll give in at New Years. I just want to see how it is - will I appreciate the perspective, or will I turn into a self-righteous anti-social mcwanker? This remains to be seen... I'll keep you posted. I was telling Jayne about this in an ( Read more... )

Today, a lesson in what not to do!

LESSON NUMBER 1 (in 4 easy steps!)1) Don't drink two bottles of champagne and 4 Vodka Cruisers in less than an hour ( Read more... )

Three major things have happened since I last updated.

( Sex, lies and peanut butter. )

I just spent my last weekend as a school girl doing what every school girl likes to do: going to a big Churchie party and getting really drunk. Goddammit, it was fun.

Some recollections: