I've questioned my sanity on many occasions, and I've come to the conclusion that, if I was, in fact, insane, I wouldn't know it. It's a comforting thought ( Read more... )

Crying when I forgot my swimming togs on the second day. Saying my favourite band was Five and telling the truth. My first B grade. "Hey, do you like that song 'Genie in a Bottle'? It's kind of weird, but cool." Chinese Whispers and Sarah Hepworth. Amanda Smith's sleepover that her mother 'cancelled'. "Kate Muller fucks herself." Lenny Kravitz. Big ( Read more... )

Stradbroke Island taught me many things. Allow me to elaborate ( Read more... )

Dear Prime Minister John...

( And the rest of my rant. )

Helpful Hints for The Over-workedLately, I’ve seen a lot of people succumb to the horrible, debilitating mental illness that is becoming studious. I’ve decided to compile some tips (I’m a bit of an expert, if I do say so myself) in over-coming this illness in its earliest stages ( Read more... )

I want a boyfriend ( Read more... )

Weeee! New Image Gallery!That beach is just down the road from Eric's house in France. I don't know exactly how I'm going to make it over there yet, or how I'm going to afford it, but I'm camping at that beach and living on damper even if it kills me. Or gets me arrested ( Read more... )

bore·dom n. The condition of being bored; ennui ( Read more... )

The unimaginable has happened: it's a Sunday, I'm not hung over, there's no Pepsi Max in sight, I have no plans for the pending last week of holidays, I haven't received a phone call for twenty-four hours, and I'm dressed in the same clothes I wore the previous two days. That's right, boys and girls ( Read more... )

My report card came today. As was to be expected, the Geography comments provided the most entertainment: "Amy is a pleasant student who has worked to a satisfactory level without really extending herself" By far my favourite line! And continued... "Amy did not participate in the lessons or complete classwork that would have prepared her adequately ( Read more... )