Last night, ( Read more... )

Why is it, that when you've got nothing, everything arrives on your doorstep? Smack bang, ka-ching. Just like that.

And when you've got everything, it's gone. In an instant. Smack bang, ka-ching. Just like that. Sometimes it's even lost simply by the asking of a question as simple as "Do you have any hot friends?"

(With Bryan. Hot. Hot. Bryan ( Read more... )

Do you really hate others because they possess the qualities that you hate in yourself? (I mean, I hate Vincent from Big Brother, and I don't think he possesses any of my qualities. I'm not a man, I'm not sleazy, I'm not in love with Joanne, I don't wear muscle singlets and I don't drive a sports car ( Read more... )

You will live in an apartment.
You will drive a yellow Jeep.
You will marry Eric and have 1232352748439 kids.
You will be a writer in Brisvegas.
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lay ur ra says:
man, how bad would you feel having that many kids
they think i'll be safe surrounded by high walls and lesbians says:
loose?

Someone important once suggested that in order to understand the concept of freedom, we must first experience enslavement. I've had a taste of both, and I know which I prefer.

Until then.

Test Results
You think of yourself as being bright, physcotic, matching, and hobo-like.Others think of you as being friendly, in-tune, cute, and yeah.Your relationships can be described as large, polluted, peaceful, and restrictive.When stressed, you feel alone.Take this test here.

Today, (like most other days), was a day of prophetic conclusions. These being:

• Organisation, for me, is great in theory, but not in practice.
  
• Vests are hot. (Mexico and hobo-ism, here I come!)
  
• Claire Danes is also hot. (Bitch).
  
• Post-it notes don't really assist in writing a decent essay.
  
• Some people revel in bad moods.
  
• Laura needs an accountant.
  
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