interesting day ( Read more... )

"You might have to come visit your mother in jail"

- my mom thinks they're going to put her in jail for the accident she had a month or so ago

Me and Matt have resorted to one of the lowest forms of cheapness. We turned the shower on full blast (highest heat) to get the wrinkles out of a white dress shirt. All the steam collected while we hung the shirt right by the water. It worked though. Man, we're cheap bastards ( Read more... )

( That last little outpouring of bitterness reminded me of someone very special that I really need to write about )

HAHAHA, I scared people today! I was in some crazy mood when I got to Target today. I ended up running around the candy isles screaming at Matt about candy. "How about Crunch Eggs?" "Holy crap, a $40 bunny!" and so on. People avoided me like the plague. At Walmart I walked around with a toy shotgun firing at all the crappy movies in their ( Read more... )

Tonight I got a message from my brother that went as follows:
"Listen to this... do you hear the sizzle? Me and James just stole a dozen frozen patties from McDonald's and now we're cooking it on OUR OWN STOVE, How genius is that? Say it James."
James: "Genius"

My brother is insane....and I'm so proud of them

Highlights of the night ( Read more... )

t a y g o r m: we got a new car today ( Read more... )

Last night at work:
Drunk: "you think we could walk through the drive-through?"
Me: "That would defeat the purpose of a drive-through, wouldn't it?"
Drunk: "Shut up"

this is why I love working late shifts

One must wonder what passed through the minds of everyone who saw me and Matt carrying 4 8" pots, 2 bags of soil, a Garfield shovel, and plant food into our dorm. I do believe we're going to get a visit from the Hall Director soon. I can't wait to see the look on his face when we show him the tomato seedlings we're growing ( Read more... )