We've had some good times. We've had some not so good times. You've provided me with hours of entertainment and reading material, and even more hours of drama. We've gone from free account to paid, back to free, and paid again. We've gone months at a stretch without speaking. You've deleted my custom mood theme and half of my icons. But, here ( Read more... )

This time I'm using a J2ME phone client.
Woo.

Yeah, I'm alive. My paid subscription to LJ expired, and I haven't had the heart to use the free account, but here I am ( Read more... )

$900 SAT prep program that this vendor is trying to sell to the company for the low, low price of only $600 per student:
"fastidious
a) a two legged animal, humanlike
b) particular, exacting, demanding
c) easily angered, temperamental
d) talkative"

Matt: "Fastidious moms choose Jif!"

well, i landed myself in the ER... just got home. I shouldn't be allowed to use scissors. vicodin is good. i'm okay, my finger is not, and they tell me i'll have a partial fingernail in a few months. they had to remove the fingernail. it took this poor emt TWO AND A HALF HOURS to stop the bleeding. i sliced off the top of my left index finger ( Read more... )

So, my Cingular bill. Thirty-five pages. Oh, trees, I'm sorry. Detailed billing is just too interesting to give up, though. And this MEdia Works package thing I have is definitely a bargain at the rate I use text and multimedia messages and wireless internet. I have unlimited wireless internet, 200 pictures or emails, and 1500 text messages. ( Read more... )

"...how often are you around a donkey that's decided to be vocal?"

--Matt, to a student.

I love education.

When I had all my surgeries in high school, my mother would bring me a bell to ring so she could hear if I needed something. My, how times have changed. My mother had knee surgery today (yes, irony, because I dislocated my kneecap on Friday and even post-op she's more mobile than I am). Anyway, she needed a straw, so she called my cell from hers ( Read more... )

I just billed two computers to our business account. Wheeee! (I got really tired of seeing The Blue Screen of Death every day, due to some hardware problem, and since the system we have is 1.21 GHZ, it was time to modernize.)

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Matt: makes some sort of untrue exaggeration
Me: That's a hyperbole, and you can't make that assertion.
Matt: It's not a hyper boil, it's just a pimple.
Me: A pun-ple, even?