Today was really tiring ( Read more... )

Yeah, I know some people think it's "ridiculous," or whatever other important word they want to choose, that Lord of the Rings took home every damn Oscar they were nominated for, but I couldn't be more pleased.

In other news, if any of you cabrones know where my Interview with the Vampire is, kindly let me know. I wanted to watch that silly ( Read more... )

"If I got a dollar for every email I got for penis enlargement, I'd be a damn millionaire!"

-My Dad, checking his email, as we talk about jobs.

[Insert journal update here]

Dude, guys (Monica, Melissa, Jeff, Jen, anyone...), I came in and my parents were watching American idol, and friggin Marque Lynch was just on singing Wind Beneath my Wings, and his mom and Mike were sitting in the audience!

Everything I know about WW2, I learned from Medal of Honor: Allied Assault.

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If anyone has information leading to the whereabouts of my copy of Kingdom Come, please let me know. I've searched all over and it's nary to be found. I hate for my appearance to be under these circumstances, but I need it for a research paper, and I'm at a loss as to where it could be.

I wish I was able to express how repulsed I am that there are so many more versions of Boys of Summer by the Ataris than there are by Don Henley on Kazaa, but I simply cannot find a means of expression worthy enough of my current state of disgust ( Read more... )

Does this freak anyone else out?

http://ready.gov/