Life sux, except for fries w/ mayonnaise, beer, and my old lady. Nile rules too.

Cat shit stinks, I'm sick of it. Luna needs to not eat anymore. She is putrid, but not bad enough to keep the dog from trying to eat her turds. That's all he needs. In other news, nothing has happened, we went to see Slapping Suzie (Flogging Molly to all you who shit at the mention of them), I stayed at the bar, Melissa was being the con artist she ( Read more... )

Awesome show!!!! 6 hours of hardcore music, lots of friends, and a broken tooth to end the night!!! Met Roger Miret, very nice guy, and AF rocked the hut!!! Full Blown Chaos owns too!!! Got some interesting news on some ex-friends of mine too, I had to laugh at their misfortune because they should know better. Anyways, no one gave me shit, I ( Read more... )

Pig Destroyer rules! Being sober does not, however. I had hoped it would make life better, but NOOOOO!!!! Things have been going good for too long now! Time to fuck it up and keep things covered in shit for a while!!! Get it started!!! I may as well get drunk. Naaah, that would be going backwards. I wish to be dynamic, not static, and especially ( Read more... )

I reckon the Feds are looking at me again, lovely. I'm gonna walk around naked and keep a hard on at all times so maybe they'll get tired of looking. Also I'm going to speak jibberish every time I'm on the phone. I hate Big Brother.

Rock you like a hurricane! The Mooninites are the best characters ever, ST Patrick's Day was awesome, and I'm never touching fast food again. I watched "Supersize Me", and it did horrible things to thatguy. Yecch!

But not for long. My manager is pushing me to rise at work, and be a quasi-boss. Which means I'll be able to tell that retard James what to do, and I can write him up for losing the fucking tools. Plus I'll get mo' money. First I have to finish my Senior Technician book, but I'm already half done with it. Also, St. Patrick's day arrives in one week ( Read more... )

I am advancing very quickly at my job, through hard work and study. Benn drinking a lot too. Perhaps I'm regressing to the time when I was fucking wrecked everyday and performed like a pro at work? Maybe. I don't know if that's quite right though. I can make a lot of dough as a functioning alcoholic, but I'll just drink more. Sounds good!! Cheers

Work, lots of it lately. I'm having t learn a supervisory position. I'm going to be totally totalitarian! I'll subvert the employees and riot for our own tools. That way I won't have to kill the ding-dongs that lose tools. I hate looking for tools, especially when I really need them. Oh well. Metal sux, my girl is away until tomorrow afternon, but ( Read more... )

I've been busting ass lately, and I'm moving up fast at woik. Mo money!! Melissa has been bad lately, getting thrown out of bars and whatnot. She puked last night, "I can handle my liquor, I'm Irish, blah!", bullshit!! She pukes every time. I on the other hand, hold it in at all costs, and suffer more, but I pay for it, why barf it up? I'm really ( Read more... )