Once again, cheers to Slayer!!! I've been taking my tests online for work, and this means mo' money. I've been kicking ass and Nate got fired, even though he was going to school for auto mechanics. That's very sad. I can't wait to go bowling with the soul brothas, it sounds like fun. Things have been as good as they ever were, so fuck off!!!

Everything has been fine, but I'm still broke!!! That's because Melissa wants big pizza at 5 in the morning and we have to go see stupid kids movies(see: Corpse Bride)for 8$ a ticket. Here's a review. Tim Burton made a movie that's exactly like all of his other movies. And guess what!!!! Johnny Depp is in it!!!! What a surprise!!!! I couldn't ( Read more... )

Strange dream last night, like a Tom Green movie, we went in a car on a track into a tunnel with lights and sound, and Tom Green was there, acting like Tom Green, making me laugh. It was like LSD. Melissa said I was cracking up in my sleep. Flashbacks? Who knows. Anyway, I love my job, and I love my ball and chain, we went to the honkiest wedding ( Read more... )

I love the racial harmony at work. The niggers call us honkies and we call them niggers. It's great!!! I love my job, and I'm making lots of dough. I'll be getting a car soon too. It'll be the first one I've had in a few years. I'm also getting a keg of Miller Lite for the upcoming shindig at our place. Should be fun.

Wasn't able to see GWAR, real life expenses got in the way. I now have professional Matco tools, I was able to save lots of money because the Matco guy is cool, and the Snap-On guy is an asshole that hates you but wants your money. Still it's going to cost me about 1500 dollars. I don't know why tools cost so much, but they do, and you must have ( Read more... )

Tomorrow, I see GWAR!!!! And Friday I get tools!!! Now I'm in Debt!!!! 1800 dollars!!!! I need 'em though, so I can do heavier jobs and prove that I'm The Man!!!! Plus I can work quicker with power tools. I'll be able to do brakes and timing belts and lots of other complicated shit with ease. Had to put a trailer hitch on an Endeavor today, and I ( Read more... )

What would I do without Duane Peters? Check this out!!! http://www.skaterock.com/features/dp.html

My new job owns. Plus I get to work with some cool dudes, not like the dorks at Valvoline. I feel so much better, no stress. They give me a task and leave me alone, no bullshit manager second guessing me. The Matco guy is going to hook me up with tools next week and I'll be set. Plus I'll be able to get certified by ASE AND Mitsubishi, which means ( Read more... )

Melissa has returned, I am joyous. Tomorrow I take my drug test for my new job and then it's Bye Bye Valvoline shithole cum-ditch fucking scum-drain shitty job!!!!! I won't miss it one bit. Since I've been waiting to start my new tasks, Vulvaline has gone to hell in my eyes. I hate the place, I hate the people there, and I hate the customers that I ( Read more... )

Happy Independence Day, independence from what, I don't know. Actions of the Patriot Act go unchecked still. Melissa has been in New York w/ her parents, and I have been drinking heavily and going through Rough Country on derelict Power Wheels. We tried to blow it up, we blew the grill and hood off of it with a Works Bomb, everything else just ( Read more... )