HUBBY!!!

You grown up yet? >:(

*steps out of the cupboard*

*goes shopping, browsing leisurely and eyeing up any attractive male that comes within 40 feet of her*

*saunters out to town*

*finds the local Ann Summers and starts perusing the 'Toys' section* >:D

*is feeling highly disgruntled over her child-husband*

*doesn't even have his other lesser bimbo wife to exploit for hot lesbian dabblings*

>:(

*stalks out of the palace in search of retail therapy*