This afternoon I shot E's niece's First Communion. I SUCKED ( Read more... )

Sitting on a blue chair feeling sorry for myself and how I am out of the loop among young Hispanicatholic mothers who have three kids by the time they are 20, I enter a feedback cycle of frenzy over one young girl I have seen maybe five times, ever ( Read more... )

It's 7:30 a.m., I'm still drunk, and I can smell the lime on my fingers from squeezing wedges into my gin and sodas last night.

Certainly, I did some things I now wish I could take back... like sending a text or seven that I really, REALLY wish I hadn't. Then again, at least my gin-induced regrets have nothing to do with making out with strangers or ( Read more... )

His hands are up your shirt in public as soon as he's had one beer. His sister and her man are there. You are older than his older sister, and you are embarrassed at being felt up in public ( Read more... )

My car is about to be towed and there is nothing I can do about it because I am stuck at home on the other side of town and the next train doesn't get to downtown for over an hour ( Read more... )

I had an interesting afternoon. Perhaps you will bear with me as I try to figure out what the fuck ( Read more... )

It is not my job to keep marriages together.

I'm not in charge of making sure other people love me or hate me.

I'm not in charge of making sure other people love my paintings and photos.

I don't have to drive all over town to the other end of the universe like ev-er-y night. I did that for someone once and I didn't find it fulfilling in the end.
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Someone I know was watching a scary movie which revolved around themes of evil-twinning. You know what I'm talking about; the mirror breaks and your evil twin comes out of the reflection ( Read more... )

I be
a very quiet freebie
baby

Bam! you
bamboozle
bombastically
into every bonnie lass,
but-
be aware of the freebies,
baby.

Because
a free little bee
can get bored
of honey-glazing you
so you shine better,
of being invisible,
of being plagiarized,
and then she will sting you,
which hurts like a poison bitch.

Sorry everyone, I don't know what all that b.s. what about, but it's 9:05 AM, it's my birthday, the storm broke last night and since then I feel grrrrrreat ( Read more... )