get to da choppah

[jezbutts]

 This is probably going to be long, rambling, and more than likely way more Serious than you are used to seeing Jez. So if you are looking for boners or butts or banal stories, go read something else.

Comments

[agingdragqueen]

Ack, and ick and I'm so sorry. But the good news is this is your first opinion. You have all your MRIs and every right in the world to seek another brain doc in the area to see if he wants to work with you non-surgically.

I was just thinking how I seem to gravitate towards women who have these small tumors on their pituitary glad, and hey- if you want to meet another one I love, I would love to bring you two together and have you talk about your brain nuggets (hers is named Daisy).

[jezbutts]

My cat is a licensed Doctor and he tells me "purr purr imma stick my butt on your cheek" not really sure how helpful that is... Gonna have to ruminate on that for a bit.

I would love to meet this friend of yours! An as yet unproven theory is that pituitary tumors also increase awesomeness levels. Daisy and Arnold could have a play date! By play date I likely mean be drowned in alcohol.

[shponglespore]

That's awful. I wish I had something more useful to tell you.

[dragonsbones]

I vote no. I veto this entire situation. There is no Arnold.

I wish that worked D:
i'ma go freak out in a corner now

[jezbutts]

I bet if I ignore it God will sort it out! My tarot cards told me so.

[peglegpete]

Damn. I don't really have the words, but shit, I am sorry that you are having to go through this. Regardless of what you choose, I wish you wellness and good health and hope you continue to bring the awesomesauce and rock on with your bad self.

[jezbutts]

my awesomesauce overfloweth! But yes, thanks. I will keep on rocking in the free world regardless.

"Sounds like the goddamn Spanish Inquisition!"

[farrisgoldstein]

You need this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7OLCbjuidE

Re: "Sounds like the goddamn Spanish Inquisition!"

[jezbutts]

love that man but would not let him near my brain no way no how.

Re: "Sounds like the goddamn Spanish Inquisition!"

[farrisgoldstein]

The man can regrow a kidney and successfully transplant a half-vulcan brain back into a guy he can't stand, but you wouldn't let him wave a little salt shaker around your noggin to send Arnold packing back to Austria?

Re: "Sounds like the goddamn Spanish Inquisition!"

[jezbutts]

No because he would obviously fall in love with me which would mean I would obviously have to tragically die. keep up!