Ha! Science be damned! ;) Amy is married but I'm adorable, so I bet I could worm my way in there. *shifty eyes* and...magically grown a penis or something, only a REVERSE one so that she'd get me pregnant. Hmm.
But she has shiny shiny hair, and is all southern and way way WAY better than Horatio, and good with guns and has fabulous hair, and is badass and has interesting UST with Delko, and did I mention the hair?
I grant you she is way way WAY better than Horatio, but so is your average GI Joe action figure.
And she is good with guns... and there is the UST and the hair... but her face! It does not move! That cannot be healthy and what about interpersonal relations! How can she resolve her ust if she CANNOT EXPRESS IT??
Ah, curse you! You have persuaded me with your logic and brillance and you have also made me snort coffee through my nose because you are funny. (Though a quite horribly twisted part of me now wants a Horatio action figure. How wrong? Very wrong.)
Can we arrange for me to be her without the Face Of Eternal Stiffness, but with all the other Bits of Awesome? Oh, and with less of the Wearing Pristine White Pants, I'm not good with white.
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So's your face!
Pigeon Forge!
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I don't know what Amy thinks about it, but I'm ruling in your favour, so yes, start popping those sprogs!
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Or Daphy's your mom, more precisely.
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However, I do not wish to be cardboard.
It's a tough call.
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And she is good with guns... and there is the UST and the hair... but her face! It does not move! That cannot be healthy and what about interpersonal relations! How can she resolve her ust if she CANNOT EXPRESS IT??
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You have persuaded me with your logic and brillance and you have also made me snort coffee through my nose because you are funny.
(Though a quite horribly twisted part of me now wants a Horatio action figure. How wrong? Very wrong.)
Can we arrange for me to be her without the Face Of Eternal Stiffness, but with all the other Bits of Awesome?
Oh, and with less of the Wearing Pristine White Pants, I'm not good with white.
I spill stuff.
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