i get it now...

i came upon some extra money recently...

so what, you ask, am i doing with it?

purchasing every show richard ayoade has been in!

i like eccentric characters:


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RIP Meu

im growing impatient. HURRY UP. no its okay take your time. actually no. dont.

im so sick of everyone.
and everything.

give me death, please?

im all about the pulp fiction novels.
i love them.
i love them lots.

buy me some.
and ill love you.
maybe.

The wit and flippancy which is characteristic of certain Capricornians may make some turn to entertainment as a career.

i should be the next cary grant.
but im not a man.
and i refuse to be like diane keaton or ryan seacrest.
they both should die a horrible death.
especially the latter.

maybe i could be like edgar allan poe.
oh yes.
mayhaps.

lets try this one more time before i go mentally insane.