kinda got the shaft again ( Read more... )

merry fuckin christmas

time for another post, not that ANYONE reads this shit at all but hey... its something to do while drunk and alone on a saturday night ( Read more... )

bad thing: my throat is sore
good thing: my sense of smell is coming back

"hoo hoo hoo hooooo hooooo"
for the past hour this fucking owl has been hooting its ass off outside my window
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
if only i could see it, then i would pick it off with my BB gun

now accepting applications for: friends, significant others, and fuck buddies

seriously... fuck, i need some friends and a social life
my little brother has a more active social life and hes 16 and doesnt have a license
im such a fuckin loner its pathetic, i need to get out and fucking chill with someone soon or ill die

damn this week blew by, time flys when youre doing shit i guess
today i slept all fucking day... why?... cuz i can bitches... cuz i can...

yea... still no ride.... god damnit

still dont have my burbon back
i are muy pissed
how am i supposed to go out and buy drugs and pickup hookers without a car?

i just got done talking to some random dude from the UK ( Read more... )