AGGGGHHHH.

FUCK YOU COSPLAY.

FUCK YOU.

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GUYS

GUYS

CRYSTAL CASTLES, MARCH 5TH, RICHARDS ON RICHARDS IN VANCOUVER.

THEY ARE COMING TO VANCOUVER.

BUT YOU HAVE TO BE 19 OR OLDER.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO KILL MYSELF.

 ...I had a lucid dream, and sleep paralysis, all in the same night ( Read more... )

I FOUND OUT THAT A  HYSTERICAL CRYING TEENAGE GIRL IS A COPS BIGGEST WEAKNESS.

DON'T ASK HOW.

Another wasted year.

Kaliegh just had 20 people over for a party, and she isn't getting punished.

Nothing.

Zip.

Nada.

We all know what would've happened if I'd done that.

On a slightly funnier note, I managed to scare the entire party into staying away from me. Only one drunk guy remained, and I just stared him down, and demasculated him with brute sarcasm until he went off ( Read more... )

FHGBJID DFO;BJI DFIOG TABLET

TABLET

TABLET

I also got a sewing machine, which is total win. And some watercolors, new coloring pencils, and a new sketchbook.
AND I STILL HAVEN'T GONE TO MY DAD'S YET.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY.

Tanith is back! I noticed him in his cage just now. I can't believe he made it in Kaliegh's room alive!

Of course, one can only wonder why my darling sister hadn't bothered to tell me. But anyway, yay for non-dead pets!

GIANT CHROME WANGS