UGH
MY HANDS WILL NOT STOP SMELLING LIKE BLEACH
I TOOK A SHOWER, WASHED MY HANDS A MILLION TIMES, AND PUT ON STINKY HAND CREAM, BUT IT'S STILL THERE.

AGGGH.

BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY INTERNET ON MY COMPUTER.

FUCK YEAH.

i'm going to go download the SHIT out of everything.

Remember that guy I told you about Arianna? The one who keeps following me?

Not only is he now sitting on the computer next to me in the library, but he added me on Facebook.

I NEVER TOLD HIM MY NAME.

SAVE ME.

GODDAMIT RAITHWALL.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE SO MANY FUCKING TEMPLES. ALSO VAYNE IS A BAG OF DOUCHE.

You know what I want my autopsy report to say when I die?

Death by misadventure.

AHHHHHH METAPHORS.

Oh god, DAFT PUNK.

I downloaded the Alive album. And...I can't stop dancing.

IT'S LIKE AN EPIDEMIC. OF FUNK.

Guys.

GUYS.

GUYS.

I'M ACTUALLY STARTING TO LIKE MATH.

I just found a friend I hadn't seen in seven years on the internet today.

He's still as awesome as I remember.

We discussed builimia, hats, boobs, and /u/.

AND IT WASN'T AWKWARD.

i don't know why i'm playing the millinium actress soundtrack.

it makes me cry.

large manly tears.

but it's SO GOOD.