cover him in bacon (pun FULLY intended) and then set the rest of the dog squad on him:

Police to face dog death charges

A police officer is to face prosecution over the deaths of two police dogs in Nottinghamshire, BBC News has learned.

01. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.
02. Go to Google Images and search for that word.
03. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results.
04. Put this in your own journal so that I can do the same.

but I hope they string the fuckers up by their genitals:

Police dogs die in parked vehicle

Bastards...

West Wing actor Bradley Whitford and Malcolm in the Middle actress Jane Kaczmarek are to divorce.

Huh??!!??!??!!?!??!!

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Just gonna leave this here...

Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test...

the Wit

(71% dark, 27% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be ( Read more... )

Would one of you be so kind as to pick-up the current copy of Time Magazine for me? Volume 173 No4, The one with the picture of Obama taking the oath? For some reason, the version in Europe is different to the rest of the world... take a look ( Read more... )

Christmas Gift Toy & MySpace Layouts at pYzam.com


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I should prelude this by saying how much it sucks that all those people with tickets didn't get in. A line of over 200, and only 20 get in... not good. I could go on about how badly I think the audience department screwed this up, but it was said much better by my friend Sharilyn over hereI feel really bad that so many people I know, even only ( Read more... )

Seriously... anyone else watching SNL right now??? His delivery is excellent. And the only way it can be so good is if he's a viewer of Countdown. I did especially love it when he nearly lost it... :lol:

I can't wait to see how Olbermann responds. \m/