Sri The Benovelent

[jia___]

my maid Sri is an exceedingly kind, compassionate and caring person who spends every waking moment gripped by a quaking all-consuming paranoia that one day i will starve to death due to her negligence and since this is a heinous sin for which she'd never forgive herself, she likes to oscillate (at an average frequency of, let's say, nine trillion

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[anonymous]

i came to your blog thinking i was at teekiu's and i was like HUHHHHH since when did teekiu's family hire a maid?! then i read on, and i realised OHH i am at jiaxun's blog. see jiax! your blog just screams bimbo. it's a recognisable trait :p (NO OFFENSE! - *runs and hides from all squealing fellow bimbo allies*)

or maybe tq has taken to talking like you! GASP.

<3, hwee.

[jia___]

!! such unjustified effrontery, how can my blog scream bimbo when there isn't the barest wisp of pink to be seen? :(:(
(it just shows how wise tq is to speak like her otf)