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Jeepers Creepers
There is a boy, a very creepy boy. Let us call him Jeepers Creepers for nothing else can express the sheer creepiness of his utter creephood. He seats himself - uninvited - with us at our table during dinner. He opens his creepy creepy mouth, competely out of the blue, and says, "So, do you live in China ( Read more... ) -
the sky is so blue
oh yes it is, and the sunshine is so golden, and the grass is so green, and it is a very very beautiful day (and no, i'm not doing pot). which is my way of justifying the uploading of random gratuitous photos of college ;p enjoy! :)
ps. stay tuned folks, the focus of the next issue of the photoblog shall be FOOD ;D
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hi there folks :) ok i haven't blogged for like the last five million years so this is just to let you know that i'm still alive and well and have not yet been viciously assaulted by some random american sex fiend and left to die in some dank dark alley ;p in fact, i think that my inability to remember that the cars all drive on the wrong side of ( Read more... ) -
Hi, my name is Helga
claire: jiaxun we can't hear anything if the speakers are facing down
me: i'm putting in the batteries la, you dodo
-2 second pause-
lucas: haha you're extinct!
jy (while seeking to peel orange with exceptionally thick skin): i need something sharp
me: well that's definitely not your brain then!
tq: look, i have an ( Read more... ) -
there's life out there
i think that perhaps i should consider taking up Scientology so that i can make my peace with the aliens. they have recently escalated their harassment from their usual midnight machinations where they merely rattle the roof tiles and make the water pipes groan while im trying to get some precious shuteye to actual physical attacks ( Read more... ) -
Attack of the Jigsaw Part II
(also known as The Reunion of the Kooky Friends ;p ( Read more... ) -
just to prove that my blog's not dead ;p
i spent the better part of today trapped in an insane 200 minute driving (read: the activity which has been sucking away my life and rendering my blog comatose for the past month) nightmare. i've never really enjoyed driving lessons - something in me just can't get used to the fact that we're not supposed to knock down all the orange cones and that ( Read more... ) -
random
conversation between sheena and me:
everything in its time says:
the only boy i rem from kindergarten was
everything in its time says:
this FAT FAT BOY
everything in its time says:
called LYCHEE or sth
when the skies are brighter canary yellow says:
WHAT??
like what a cool name, he must wake up everyday thanking his parents for that one. -
Dancing In Red Shoes Will Kill You
i have a secret admirer and her name is Sandra.
Sandra, who is a very friendly young lady, has been sending me love messages - yes, it's Disclose The Steamy Contents Of Your Junk Mail Folder Time again - titled along the suggestive lines of "EverybodyNeedsAF**kFriend..we all do" or "BeMyF*kBuddy" (with censorship courtesy of yours truly). goodness ( Read more... )