my maid Sri is an exceedingly kind, compassionate and caring person who spends every waking moment gripped by a quaking all-consuming paranoia that one day i will starve to death due to her negligence and since this is a heinous sin for which she'd never forgive herself, she likes to oscillate (at an average frequency of, let's say, nine trillion ( Read more... )

the other day, i was browsing through gramaphone (hail the cheapo in me pls, haha) and idly picked up  "19 Greatest Love Hits Ever" or something like that and realised, to my everlasting horror, that i had EVERY SINGLE SONG listed. the next thing you know, i'll be restricted to a movie diet of insipid rom-coms and sappy korean love dramas, and ( Read more... )

i just had four wisdom teeth extracted yesterday and i think i'm in seventh heaven :D ( Read more... )

i'm currently emptying out my junk mail folder (i get alot of it, don't ask me why). anyway, there are weirdoes out there who take pleasure in sending me lovely missives generally entitled "MalePermanentGrowth" or "PeePeeGrowth" (i kid you not)  or "You Can EnlargeYourMaleMember Guyz". but today is obviously an extra special day cause i have an ( Read more... )

i am officially employed.

you will note the lack of a cheerful excited ! (i don't like how ( Read more... )

glory be, the nice people who are going to give me a job (see how ( Read more... )

you know for sure that you've lost any semblance of a life when:
1) you find yourself online practically 24/7 and talk to just about every unfortunate soul who logs on
2) you start lobbying for friends to go for the most obscure classes with you (read: lindy hop)
3) you start to really really look forward to working
4) you enter into ginko nut ( Read more... )

holy moly!! everyone's been saying that the dreadful A-thingie will be released on the all-too-imminent SEVENTEENTH OF FEBRUARY!! like HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!!! how ( Read more... )

hello friends, i'm back. not that i think many people reaad this old Cretaceous Period fossil anyway but i live in hope d: pls validate my shallow meaningless existence by leaving me a note or alternatively, pls engage in scandalous bank-robbing-type activities to satisfy my inner voyeur :D:D:D

anyway, yesterday me and my 'KOOKY'(ahem) classmates ( Read more... )

mm i was going to do the new Alternative/Evil class survey and ( Read more... )