I need to get this out ( Read more... )

It's been a while. I'm amazed LJ haven't purged me!

BTW, go here: www.chrispork.com

3 words: Milkybar Fromage Frais

I'm testing firewall software and listening to Jewel. She's pretty damn good.

A couple of nights ago I crawled into bed, closed my eyes and, as usual, started listening to my clock, the only sound in my otherwise silent room ( Read more... )

"Better stop short than fill to the brim ( Read more... )

. . . and I slipped in behind him before anyone noticed ( Read more... )

There is a guy in my office who is using a well known dating web site. This guy is part dog, you can almost hear him pant when there's an attractive female around ( Read more... )

I just got me a domain name. It's not working yet but very soon. I'm looking forward to it because my friend and colleague loves a bit of flash animation. I'll just let him go and see what happens.

Must go, I have to see an agent about a job. Wish me luck . . .

The pink and mauve are gone forever. I've opted for orange and some mucky ochre-type-thing ( Read more... )